Masturbation Phone Sex

My sweet callers….I just wanted to take a moment and Thank-you for being so generous, so fun, so challenging, thought provoking and engaging! lately I have had some amazing calls and I wanted you to know that your favorite phone sex sexpert appreciates you! All of you from the crossdressers,  cuckolds, sissies,  and MILF lovers! Your gratuities are very kind and your gifts have been impressive!

The reason I am writing about Somewhere in Time is because it relates to me right now. I am excited beyond words! My man, the most romantic man ever, is taking me to Mackinac Island this weekend for a very hot and steamy get away! He is whisking me away Thursday and we will be back late Monday night. We are staying at a gorgeous hotel that is right on Lake Michigan with a nice cushy king bed! For those of you who are not familiar, this is an island way up in the upper peninusula of Michigan. You have to take the ferry to get to it and I am not talking about you, my fairy princess sissies! Once you are on the island, its like you have stepped back in time! A simple, easy, romantic time of days gone by. No cars are allowed, so it’s all bikes, walking or horse and buggy! They have 5 star restaurants and hotels, cozy bars, original art works, old fashioned homes turned into bed and breakfast Inns and the air is always filled with the sweet sugar smell of homemade fudge! They are known for their wonderful tasty fudge and it makes my mouth water just thinking about it! That’s not the only thing that makes my mouth water…but i will keep that to myself!  ( sexy sex thoughts going through my head right now! )

We will be going topless, uh, I mean driving with the top down for six glorious hours. Oh the things I can do in the car while my lover is driving and almost completely helpless! Great tunes, great ride and great extracurricular outdoor activities! My boy toy will be cockteased for a good long time and he will be primed by the time we get to the hotel. Not that he needs any priming, since he is a very healthy driven man!

Have you seen the movie,” Somewhere in Time”? It is a very romantic movie with a little bit of a twist to it. The movie was shot at Mackinac and all over the island you can see markers and plaques about it. Plus nothing is more magnificent then the Grand Hotel. Google it, you will see! So I am spending the last dog days of summer in one of the most romantic places around with the most romantic man I have ever known! It’s only fitting to end the summer like this….with the man of my dreams in a place that’s like a dream!

So my dear sweet callers, how will you ever get though these days without me? lol  I am sure you will all be fine. I will miss you but I will also just go and relax and indulge. I hope you all have a wonderful long weekend and enjoy yourselves! Be sure to partake in some good lovin’ and end your summer with a bang!

Kisses! Your Empress Meredith             800-356-6169

Hello my little caged up wonders! I wanted to share a bit about one of my callers. He has become quite adventerous, by laying his submissive cock down and surrendering all control. It all started with making him wear his pretty pink panties just like a good little sissy slut under his work trousers all day in court. Then it progressed to adding on thigh highs as he fought injustice along with his pretty pink panties.He started as a mommy’s baby, progressed to a sissy, now he is caged. Then I discovered he was a chronic masturbator so I , as his “mommy” had no choice but to cage this crossdressing hot shot to teach him some self control, some self respect and a dose of orgasm denial!We have named his gizmo between his legs “Gizmo” and affectionately call his cage gizmo. So, he has a gizmo for his Gizmo! He is coming along quite nicely….well, actually he is not cuming at all! It has been well over a week and due to conflicting schedules, he has not been allowed out of his cage and into cockteasing bliss! This mistress is not one to deny, rather, I like to encourage multiples daily. But I do enjoy the power I hold when I am entrusted as the keeper of your key! I like to see a man squirm. Hopefully he will not be squirming much longer but I do admit it has been a good lesson in obediance for this pantie wearing mommy’s boy. He has become very generous with this submission and has spoiled his MILF Empress Meredith accordingly! Good boy!

You know, everyone always asks me “Just what is it about being caged up that excites you, Empress Meredith?” Well, it’s plain and simple….control. I like controlling your cock! I control your release, your pleasure and teach you self control. It is literally all in my hands! So when you call your favorite phone sex operator Empress Meredith, you know I will guide you through a session of teasing and denial for a bit, some guided masturbation for a bit, maybe some small penis humiliation and then when you just can’t take anymore, I will take you places you never thought you were capable of going! Places you only read about! I may cage you before you realize your happy ending or I may allow you to expand your hoizons and hit the high notes.

This little device probably is a marriage saver. It’s not just for sissies anymore! Many sissies use these to show their devotion to their Mistress. Many wives have discovered this treasure trove and made it a staple. She can rest easy at night knowing her man cannot penetrate anything unless she says so! He must come to her for his orgasm and if she has to go out of town well, she knows he will be safe and sound….all locked up with no place to go! This mistress salutes the inventor of this fine device and enjoys the wonderous satisfaction!

Empress Meredith’s Top Ten List of….You know you’re a sissy when…

Your whole house is decorated in pink, pink, and more pink!

You would rather go shopping for cute little sissy slut outfits then watch football….basketball….baseball. After-all, those are not the kind of balls you play with.

You have a drawer full of matching bra and panties, another for hosiery and yet another for sweet little lacey frilly Cammi’s and tap pants and corsets and breast forms. with and without nipples.

You are such a sissy you know more about make up then your sisters, your female co-workers and the make-up clerk!

You prance when you run.

You don’t sweat you glow.

You walk better in 4″ heels then flats.

You automatically sit with legs daintily crossed.

You check out other women. Not for sex, silly! No, You have had such good sissy slut training you check them out and make mental note of outfit, accessories and couture for future use.

You do not walk across the room. You sashay. swish swish!

You love Barry Manilow songs and sing full out Mandy and have a specific perfect party dress for the Copa! Where is that cabana boi?

You go by the name of Tinkerbell Twinkles, Prisilla Prissley and Little Miss Pinkie Pantie Princess!

You get excited and mark the dates on your calendar for Victoria Secrets sale!

Halloween is your favorite holiday because you get to dress full out, in all your sexiness!

When someone asks you “Boxers or briefs” you have to stop yourself from answering “panties”

You get excited when that time of the month comes.

Madonna in the 80’s was your fav fashion icon.

You wear pretty pink panties under your dockers.

You did better at ballet then all the other girls in class and  was upset you did not get to wear the tutu!

You are most happy in a tub of bubbles, mask on your face, champagne in hand with pinkie extended.

You look back fondley to the begginning of your cross dressing days when your sister played dress up with you and paraded you around  the house in front of all her giggling girlfriends.

The thought of being wined and dined, seduced and conqeured, laid down submissive as a sweet powder puff princess in the arms of a lover excites you beyond belief.

Ok….So it was more then 10….but it is just like you, my dear sweet sissies….you are more then a 10!

So call your sissy phone sex operator Empress Meredith at 1-800-356-6169 and we can work on your skills with forced cocksucking, sissy maid, guided masturbation, teasing and denial,forced feminization, sissy slut training or just shopping for pretty pink girlie panties and other such sissy things! As a qualified sexpert and MIlF, I can help you be the girlie girl you always dreamed of!

 You are just a cock sucker. You are nothing but a pantie waste. Little sissie! Ass lick! Cum eater! Pantie licker! Slut whore! Pathetic loser. Teenie Weenie! Dick head! Faggot. Slut

It never fails. It NEVER fails. When I have a caller and we are in to the call hot and heavy and your favorite phone sex operator keys in on your catch phrase. Then you know you are done. I have you by the balls! You know what I am talking about. It’s the sentence that in “real life” you would never even consider yourself to be part of. You are not a crossdressing sissy slut whore in your 9 to 5 suit. You are not a humiliated cuckold husband when you walk through your front door. You do not have a teeny weenie small penis as you look in the full view mirror. ( Well….maybe….hhhmmm ) You certainly do not have a slut wife cooking you dinner. You never fantasize about your best friends mom and how hot she was when you were in high school and now the term MILF comes to mind.

But when I say ” You are a cock sucking pathetic loser who craves the cock” you lose all sense of reality. Your dignity flies out the window and you are MINE. At that point I can do pretty much what I want to with you. You are as docile as a pussy cat. I can steer you into a cockteasing session of tease and denial. I can place you on the floor at my feet with a dildo up your ass and a dog bowl to drink out of and reward you with the presence of your strap on mistress. All I have to do is listen. All I have to do is listen to your begging, your pleading. You tell me ” Oh, you are not going to make me wear those panties, are you mistress?” and then lo and behold, you are wearing those panties! “You are not going to make me suck cock, are you Mistress? Then what do you know but the forced cocksucking fairy appears and you are sucking like a pro!You say “You don’t want me to watch as another man fucks my wife” and before you know it they are going at it before our very eyes.

Those words, those sentences, phrases. What is it about them that just sets your libido on fire? It makes your heart beat faster. It makes your breathing harder. It brings you to the edge. Is it the naughty that makes it nice? Is it the taboo that makes it so hot?

One caller liked to hear me say ” I just want to make you suffer. suffer. suffer.” Those words were barely out of my lips and he was a very happy camper. Its amazing how a word can bring you to a frenzy. Often times it is “cock sucker”. For some reason, its like I found the spot, put my finger on it and jerked you off double time!

I love to hear your excitement. I love to use those phrases that make you scream and cream with delight. I love to hear a man moan. Thank you for making my job easier, you cock sucking pencil dick slut whore cum eating ass licking weenies! ( said very affectionately! )

To hear those words from my luscious lips call 1-800-356-6169

“What is your name?” He asked his wife of 5 years. She looked at him as if he were crazy! He looked at her as if he was seeing her for the very first time. She had been with this man in every way imaginable, most every day for the past five years and now, in this beautiful romantic setting he is asking her name? Her confused look must have given it away. Clearly she was not in the same place as he. Not at all. He was in the land of dreams and make believe where all things are possible and she was insulted and very much in the real world of I am your wife and you better remember that quick before I toss this wine in your face! Also known as the land  afraid to dream.

What are dreams? Fantasy? Fiction? Role play falls in between the cracks somewhere between lust, love and happily ever after. Husband was just trying to have a moment, spice things up a bit and role play as a new form of escapism and foreplay. Just imagine if wife had gone along. They probably would have had the most amazing ride home, barely make it to the bedroom in time to fuck like wild animals and fall into the deep bliss of orgasmic sex.

But then you wouldn’t need me, your friendly phone sex operator, would you?

My very clever friend, Mistress Vivian has given an assignment to any Mistress interested. Write about one of our favorite role plays. To tell the truth, I am sure I am like most Mistresses here in that it hard to par it down to just one. But I will.

I am not a Mistress who is into humiliation. Its not a venue I enjoy as much as others. I love guided masturbation and can stroke you all day long. I love dressing sissies and whether it ends with me and my strap on to do with as I see fit or just chit chatting like girlfriends l am just as happy. I enjoy my cuckolds and their teeny weenies along with my caged pets awaiting the day they can be free, only to be pent up again .Did you say cock tease?  Oh and I cannot forget my straight vanilla flavors or the new Mrs. Robinson MILF call!

So with all this, my favorite role play to date was a humiliation call two weeks ago. Yes, I know. I wrote it is not my favorite. But Mistress is a very fun loving Mistress and turned this into something quite enjoyable!

My caller was a very rough and tough sounding macho man. What added to his perceived exterior is he had a heavy New York accent. I will call him Joe. Now, Joe likes to be embarrassed, defiled and humiliated. I warned him I was a little softer around the edges but he had faith I could bring him to his knees.

Little did I know how easy it would be.First off, we had to address his total lack of language skills. In other words, English! Every time he said something that was not audible for the human ear, he would have to get down on his knees-no matter where he was- and  throw his arms in the air like he don’t care and say ” I flunked English and toilet training” as he lowered his head to the ground and back up again. This visual alone makes me laugh!

Next he had many assignments to show his devotion to his beloved Mistress. One was the words ” I am Mistress Meredith’s Loser ” in a permanent marker written across his chest as he spent the day at the beach. He had to provide pics of course to prove it and I was quite amused. Imagine something like that along the Jersey Shores! The people had a field day with that! Such abuse! The verbal humiliationalong with the very public humiliation was just what he needed. He got his kicks and went home to relieve himself faster then you can say “Yes I am a cock sucking pantie wearing teenie weenie cum slut loser boi”.  Can you hear me now?

Then he had to buy a bikini, wear it in the privacy of his backyard so he would have tan lines. Easy enough? But no, it does not end their! He then had to go to the beach sporting his new tan lines in just his bathing trunks! He really suffered through that one! I would have loved to have been  beach bunny on that day!

Last but not least, my personal favorite is when he went to a drug store and purchased a package of Depends. He stood in a long line with them in hand. When he got to the clerk, he did as Mistress instructed and informed the clerk that they were for him! The clerk looked at him and laughed, as did everyone in line. Mission accomplished!He paid the clerk and again, left as fast as he could to go home before the adrenalin rush was gone and he  could relieve himself from his thrill seeking ways. That one just makes me laugh!

So, now I have a good slave who is well trained and behaved and  basking in his much needed humiliation but in a way we all can enjoy! 

As far as my husband and wife in the beginning of this story, I believe there is hope for them and anyone who is brave enough to step outside the box and out of whats everyday to make the magic happen, create a fantasy and keep fanning the burning fires of passion. Whatever it takes to keep the fire burning, the body aching, the heart pounding and soul searching.

Please be sure to check out the writings from our other talented Mistresses here who contributed to this assignment. I am sure it will be a very insightful adventure!

Call me at 1-800-356-6169

 “You look so pretty when you cry” she said as she looked him squarely in the eye. She knew she had told him the truth, she knew she had cut him to the core, just as he had done to her so many times before. Why she had turned the tables today, she did not know. All she knew was she felt empowered. He had a strange addiction to making her cry and until she figured it out she was helpless. Helpless  as her tear stained tissues to do anything about it. Why did he say those things? Her face would be smudged from her mascara running, and her eyes would be swollen and red. She would feel helpless and frail, like a wounded animal. 

 That was then. This is now. Something clicked in her head the last time they made love. Make that, the last time they fucked. It all started over a stupid thing that escalated and climaxed into a full fledged drag out fight! He said horrible things, mean and cruel and she felt like she died inside from his intentional verbal blows. She started crying and that seemed to appease him. He became suddenly softer, loving and more like the man she knew. He kissed her tears, gently brushed the hair from her face and kissed her so sweetly. Then kissed her again, and again until the kisses were hard and fast and filled with erotic passion she had not known before. Then it became crazed and animalistic. He was in a heightened state of sexual arousal that made him dominate and overwhelm her. She realized she could not stop it even if she wanted to. She did not want  him to stop as he fucked her hard and fast with a fury that was so intense she was lost in the moment. It was right afterwards in the clarity of the ending of the fucking  session she realized it was her tears that turned him on.

She had put the pieces together and was pretty tiffed off about it. He had played her emotions in a sadistic way for his pleasure and used her feelings as a punching bag. What she did not know, and this was an important part, did he do it because he liked it or because he needed it? She decided to turn the tables on him and because she knew him so well it was almost easy to pray on his achilles heel. She knew how to weild the knife and twist it just enough to bring him to his knees. She made him cry with her dominace and almost forced feminization of his typically controlled alpha male ego. 

Fact or fiction? Power of suggestion, or dominace? Dacryphilia is defined as sexual arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of the partner. Sexology terms it the same. Do you get turned on by making your partner cry, consciously or sub? It is primarily associated with males, and I can say nothing is more amazing then a man being driven to tears because he is so deep in the realm of pleasure he loses all sense of control and he cries like a baby as he reaches his orgasmic peak. When a man cries like that, it would be cruel and unusual punishment to tease and deny his happiness. Am I a cruel mistress? I have been known to cuckold, enjoy some small penis humiliation and put a man over the edge with my cockteasing I admit. But when a man cries, well I just have to let the poor baby cry. 

 I love music! The say that music calms the savage beast. That’s NOT what I am talking about here! I am talking about heart pounding, body throbbing pulsating rip your clothes off music! The tunes that make your cock rock! The music that makes the savage beast come out and play!

What songs gets me going? Well, I am warning you, my list is eccletic, varied and may surprise you. I mean, of course their are the standard throw me down songs like “Lets get it on” and the classic Marvin Gaye “Sexual Healing”. They put it right out their and their is no question as to what they want and what the song is all about. Sometimes it is the voice that really gets you going. I am talking about Barry White. Yes, yes, yes…I love his voice. It’s quite a turn on when he sings about you as if you were his first, his last, his everything! Then, to top it off, he just “Can’t get Enough” of your love, baby. What a cocktease!

Sometimes when I am doing my phone sex thing, I will have the radio on and a song will come on that just puts me right in the mood and I hope some sissy will call so we can dance around the room in our high heels and kick up our skirts and boogie!

One song that really lights my fire….wow, did I just say that? Anyway, a song that really makes me hot is ” Your Love is King” by Sade. So sensual and I love the phrase “crown me with your heart”…wow. Makes my heart melt! Speaking of making me melt….I could not leave out Frank! So many love making songs by him I don’t know where to begin. Top three would be “All the Way”, ” Summerwind” and  ”Night and Day”. Sing it to me ‘ol blue eyes!

This song really is not a sexy grinding kind of song but it always puts me in the mood and makes me happy, too. It’s called “Steal Away” and I just love it! I was at an amusement park and the band was playing it so I guess I associate it with fun summer memories.Now, a slow song that gets me hot is “One on One” by Hall and Oates. What a sexy tune. A fast song that makes me horney as hell is called “Pink” by Aerosmith! I love this song, love the video and love Pink!

A classic lovemaking song is “Something” by the Beatles. The words are so touching and sexy. It’s so obvious he loves her, adores her and is attracted to her. What a testament to his lover. The Paul McCartney song called “This Never Happened Before” is very special for me. My boyfriend and I slow dance to it all the time, as it is “our song”. It is from the movie “The Lake House” and it’s a good tune. Now one song that really is an amazing slow song that just puts the words right out their is the Dave Matthews song called “Crash Into Me” that is an excellent make out song. The phrase when he sings “HIke up your skirt a little more and show your world to me….Boys dream ” gets me wet everytime.

A drinking love song that is funny, yet very possible at the end of the night is by one of my all time favorites, Jimmy Buffet. You know the one I am talking about. “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw”. yeah. Not so romantic but everyone needs a sense of humor!

Now the last song I will leave you with is not a make out song, well, I take that back. It could be the best make out song ever if you follow the directions and “Call me“! Blondie has the right idea….you should call me!  

800-356-6169      

I’m erotic, sensual and adventurous. I love sex, the different feelings and sensations.  Sometimes I need variety and hard, raw love making.That kind of love that’s taboo and off limits to some but not to me. I put aside my girly girl image and become your strap on mistress. I will use it like you wont believe.. Surrender you masculinity while I get my strap on and introduce you to femdom. I love the power of owning my nine inch cock and owning your ass. I hear you moan, groan and beg for more. You’ll love it and I get off on it while you bend over and I watch  that cock thrusts deep into your ass. So deep that the pleasure sends you to the brink of total ecstasy. you lose control as I ride harder and deeper. Can you take it, I mean take all the way…or will you whimper like some sissy slut.

Fantasies….

My weekend went something like this poor thing…siff sniff sniff! I had a terrible summer cold! I am much better now, Thank you, but as I lay in bed with my breathing severly affected I got to thinking about how much I love the scent of things! My button nose is pretty sensitive and also very much a part of the whole animal attraction thing! My phone sex voice was in no shape to talk to my precious pets but what really bothered me was my lack of smell! Perfume not only makes men attracted, but makes me feel attractive! When I  am all decked out, in my sexy finest from head to toe, the last thing I put on is my scent. That is as big of a decision as to what to wear! It has to fit the occassion! Nice clean fresh scents are great for daytime. Spicey classy scents are evening. Sexy scents are for sexy times!

Most girlie girls would agree you cannnot have just one scent. I used to wear one all the time. It was my signature like a branded femdom or something. Now I like variety and enjoy the time spent on just the right selection….Coco Channel, Princess, Escada, Flowerbomb, Armani Diamonds or Miss Cheri Dior.

Pick your poision….which one is your fav? The scent of a woman can be so appealing, even clean fresh and natural. But nothing is a bigger cocktease to a man  then a wiff of a woman’s private stash between her legs. Most  men could be persuaded to do anything their slut wife requested after savoring this deliocous aroma. Trust me on this one.